There's a venerable Italian tradition -- no I'm not talking cannoli or arancini -- of companies producing pin-up calendars to promote their businesses. Vespa and Lambretta produced them, but the best-known would have to be the famous Pirelli calendar.
Italian coffin manufacturers Cofani Funebri are apparently no exception, and they've produced calendars since 2003. Here's the 2008 version. And here's a bizarre "backstage" video -- dig the Dean Martin, guys!
They actually have a surprisingly extensive (well, considering the business they're in) gift shop as well. It's almost as good as the L.A. County Coroner's gift shop (I love my Department of Coroner beach towel), but with low-budget cheesecake photography.